Take the rain away

[prettygoodyear]

I wanna go outside, go into town. But it's pouring, and I don't own a car, or even know how to drive one, so that pretty much limits my options. I could, of course, put on my (famous blue) raincoat, but that looks stupid and is cold.
And the weather forecast for the rest of the week is no good either. Bloody hell.
It's days like these I wish I wasn't born in bumfuck Holland!